| Here they are! The long awaited results of the Web's Favorite Zombie survey are now ready for your perusal. No fair cheating and reading the results before you answer the questions! Once you've taken the survey and if you have a brave heart, read on and find out the kind of zombie we all dream about... | |
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| Why is it walking around? | |
| Chemicals | 26 |
| Voodoo/Other Black Magick | 14 |
| Cosmic Rays/Radiation | 8 |
| Disease | 15 |
| Hell is full | 18 |
| Aliens | 5 |
| 86 total | |
| What does it want? | |
| Brains | 23 |
| To serve its master | 3 |
| Kill Kill Kill | 21 |
| To take over the planet | 3 |
| Supper | 36 |
| 86 total | |
| Physical coordination: | |
| Supernaturally agile | 5 |
| As clumsy as you | 16 |
| Stumbles around - arms straight out | 26 |
| Shambling with arms at sides | 37 |
| Hardly moves | 2 |
| 86 total | |
| How smart is it? | |
| As smart as you | 11 |
| Obeys simple commands | 16 |
| Has trouble with doors | 59 |
| 86 total | |
| Is it stinky? | |
| Doesn't smell | 4 |
| Smells like you | 4 |
| Just getting ripe | 14 |
| Could gag a maggot off a gut wagon | 59 |
| 81 total | |
| What does it have to say? | |
| As much as you do | 5 |
| Limited speech | 11 |
| Grunts and groans | 64 |
| Deathly silent | 7 |
| 86 total | |
| How do you stop it? | |
| Fire | 6 |
| Destroy brain | 60 |
| Salt/salted meat | 1 |
| Chop into small pieces | 9 |
| Electricity | 2 |
| Containment | 1 |
| Break the spell it is under | 3 |
| 82 total | |
| How does it find its food? | |
| Sight | 35 |
| Hearing | 2 |
| Sense of smell | 20 |
| Heat | 4 |
| Otherworldly Insight | 14 |
| It knows where you are - it was sent for you | 3 |
| 78 total | |
| Favorite Zombie Movie: | |
| Army of Darkness | 3 |
| Cemetery Man | 1 |
| Chopper Chicks in Zombietown | 3 |
| Dawn of the Dead | 19 |
| Day of the Dead | 6 |
| Dead Alive | 9 |
| Evil Dead | 1 |
| Evil Dead 2 | 1 |
| I Eat Your Skin | 2 |
| My Boyfriend's Back | 1 |
| NOTLD 1968 | 8 |
| NOTLD 1990 | 9 |
| Plan 9 from Outer Space | 1 |
| Prince of Darkness | 1 |
| Return of the Living Dead | 9 |
| Return of the Living Dead 3 | 5 |
| Revenge of the Zombies | 1 |
| Serpent and the Rainbow | 1 |
| White Zombie | 2 |
| Zombie 2 | 1 |
| Zombie Island Massacre | 1 |
| Zombie Nightmare | 1 |
| 85 total | |
| My zombie must roll over and say the alphabet whenever he hears the word monkey. |
| Zombies are an integral part of my life. When I wake in the morning, their welcome stench serves to remind me that the armagedon is at hand, and that I will overcome all who oppose me. Soon those who have gone against my vision will swell the ranks of my undead army. I am the Zombie king. I am the Zombie lord. The messiah. Now where can I get some good bbq? |
| This is so cool, and to think, for years I thought I was alone in dreaming of zombie haunted post-apocalyptic landscapes... great page! |
| I really like the questions. The variety of "Favorite Zombie Movie" is fantastic. Maybe you could include "Favorite Human Character in Zombie Movie" to the list of questions. |
| Having just come through a bout of serious illness, I inadvertedly spent a lot of time meditating on Romero's zombie, along with some of its interpretations since then. I'm wondering if Romero came up with many of his ideas during a long illness, as they seemed pretty intuitive when I was sick and only able to halfway shamble about - moaning and groaning quietly as each new step brought new pain and got me closer to getting whatever it was I wanted at the time... Just a thought. |