Web's Favorite Zombie

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Here they are! The long awaited results of the Web's Favorite Zombie survey are now ready for your perusal. No fair cheating and reading the results before you answer the questions!

Once you've taken the survey and if you have a brave heart, read on and find out the kind of zombie we all dream about...

Under development: I have hired on the talents of my mom to make a database to wrangle all the results from this survey. It is nearing completion. Once it is ready there will be no more delay in updating the results! Yay Mom!



Why is it walking around?


Chemicals26
Voodoo/Other Black Magick14
Cosmic Rays/Radiation 8
Disease15
Hell is full18
Aliens 5

86 total



What does it want?


Brains23
To serve its master 3
Kill Kill Kill21
To take over the planet 3
Supper36

86 total



Physical coordination:


Supernaturally agile 5
As clumsy as you16
Stumbles around - arms straight out26
Shambling with arms at sides37
Hardly moves 2

86 total



How smart is it?


As smart as you11
Obeys simple commands16
Has trouble with doors59

86 total



Is it stinky?


Doesn't smell 4
Smells like you 4
Just getting ripe14
Could gag a maggot off a gut wagon59

81 total



What does it have to say?


As much as you do 5
Limited speech11
Grunts and groans64
Deathly silent 7

86 total



How do you stop it?


Fire 6
Destroy brain60
Salt/salted meat 1
Chop into small pieces 9
Electricity 2
Containment 1
Break the spell it is under 3

82 total



How does it find its food?


Sight35
Hearing 2
Sense of smell20
Heat 4
Otherworldly Insight14
It knows where you are - it was sent for you 3

78 total



Favorite Zombie Movie:


Army of Darkness 3
Cemetery Man 1
Chopper Chicks in Zombietown 3
Dawn of the Dead19
Day of the Dead 6
Dead Alive 9
Evil Dead 1
Evil Dead 2 1
I Eat Your Skin 2
My Boyfriend's Back 1
NOTLD 1968 8
NOTLD 1990 9
Plan 9 from Outer Space 1
Prince of Darkness 1
Return of the Living Dead 9
Return of the Living Dead 3 5
Revenge of the Zombies 1
Serpent and the Rainbow 1
White Zombie 2
Zombie 2 1
Zombie Island Massacre 1
Zombie Nightmare 1

85 total


Interesting Comments:

My zombie must roll over and say the alphabet whenever he hears the word monkey.

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Zombies are an integral part of my life. When I wake in the morning, their welcome stench serves to remind me that the armagedon is at hand, and that I will overcome all who oppose me. Soon those who have gone against my vision will swell the ranks of my undead army. I am the Zombie king. I am the Zombie lord. The messiah. Now where can I get some good bbq?

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ZOMBIES KICK ASS!

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This is a fat zombie page. Keep up the good work.

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This is so cool, and to think, for years I thought I was alone in dreaming of zombie haunted post-apocalyptic landscapes... great page!

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I love zombie movies when they seem unstoppable.

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I really like the questions. The variety of "Favorite Zombie Movie" is fantastic. Maybe you could include "Favorite Human Character in Zombie Movie" to the list of questions.

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Having just come through a bout of serious illness, I inadvertedly spent a lot of time meditating on Romero's zombie, along with some of its interpretations since then. I'm wondering if Romero came up with many of his ideas during a long illness, as they seemed pretty intuitive when I was sick and only able to halfway shamble about - moaning and groaning quietly as each new step brought new pain and got me closer to getting whatever it was I wanted at the time... Just a thought.

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Thanks for the comments! Keep them coming!



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