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Items You'll Need
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The most important thing you need is a good hideout:

Even the most dedicated zombie hunter has to have a place to sleep at night where there isn't the constant threat of some rotting corpse having a little midnight snack on your noggin.

You have several choices as far as a hideout goes:

Whichever type of shelter you choose, it should be fully stocked with lots of non-perishable foods, large amounts of bottled water, various weapons with more than enough ammo for them, and some kind of entertainment for you. Multiple exits are also a good thing to look for in a hideout. (You could attract the zombies to one exit with noise and safely sneak out another exit.)

My personal choice would be a houseboat, or other suitable boat. Zombies would not be able to get to you so you could sleep good at night. Having a good night's sleep would make you better able to handle yourself while fighting zombies during the day. A houseboat would also serve as a means of transportation. So if you live somewhere with access to a body of water, find you a houseboat.

**Note: I have been warned that zombies can indeed swim! So a houseboat might not be a very good idea if this is true. Or, it may be that only certain types of zombies can swim. Throw one in the water and find out for yourself! If your zombies can swim, find a body of water with lots of alligators/crocodiles. It is a well known fact that these critters like their food a bit "ripe" - so they are sure to devour zombies!


Vehicles:

There are many choices as far as vehicles go too:


Armor:

What if you are out gathering supplies, get a little careless, and a zombie bites you? You are probably saying "Oh, that would never happen to me. I'm too good." Well, don't flatter yourself - it could happen to anyone. However, if you are wearing some sort of 'armor' that zombies teeth couldn't go through (at least without a little chewing) then you wouldn't be doomed for your little slip up. Your choice of armor, like most of the other items, will just depend on what is available in your area:


Other essentials and their uses:

shotgun/shells


Chainsaw and chainsaw supplies

axe / chainsaw


flame thrower/fuel


stungun, cattleprod or similar shocking weapon


Power drill

baseball bat


shovel with sharpened edge


nail-gun or power drill


hammer, nails, lumber

Hammer & nailsFlashlights and batteries

heavy-duty flashlights


Fire extinguisher

fire extinguisher


battery-operated radio and/or TV


Note: You can solve lots of potential problems by getting a combination radio/flashlight that runs off batteries, solar power or hand cranks. Click on the picture to see a larger version of the form that you can print and send in.

Handy flashlight-radio - click to enlarge

generator


Simple first aid kit

first aid kit


extra batteries for all the battery operated stuff

extra fuel for the chainsaw, generator, etc.

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If you have a museum nearby, you might check it out. You may come away with a little more than culture. Lots of museums have displays of different types of armor and/or weapons used through the ages. No telling what useful stuff you could find there. And who's going to care if you borrow a little bit from a museum - the world's probably never going to be the same again anyway, right? While you are there, just watch out for the mummies though. Take a torch or sledgehammer with you for protection from them. As dry as they are, it doesn't take much to knock them to pieces or catch them on fire!


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